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In a far off African country, the leader of the nation decided to bring law and order to the country. The leader had heard of the British form of Justice so he had a court built, the very double of any British court. When the court was finally ready, the British Government was asked for a representative to view it. So the Lord Chancellor was sent for and on arriving in court the jury and officials were in their places. The first case was about to start when a pygmy came from the back of the court, went to all the women present and squeezed their breasts. The Lord Chancellor was astounded by this and immediately asked what was happening. The leader answered, we have read in your British newspapers about a little titter passing round the court. Well, that's him!

Justice African Style

In a far off African country, the leader of the nation decided to bring law and order to the country.

The leader had heard of the British form of Justice so he had a court built, the very double of any British court.

When the court was finally ready, the British Government was asked for a representative to view it. So the Lord Chancellor was sent for and on arriving in court the jury and officials were in their places.

The first case was about to start when a pygmy came from the back of the court, went to all the women present and squeezed their breasts. The Lord Chancellor was astounded by this and immediately asked what was happening.

The leader answered, we have read in your British newspapers about a little titter passing round the court. Well, that's him!

Wanted
A reward is offered for information leading to the arrest of EDDY CURRENT, charged with the induction of an 18 year old coil named MILLY HENRY, found induced, half choked, and robbed of valuable joules. This unrectified criminal, armed with a ferrite rod, escaped from Western Primary Cell where he had been clapped in ions since last Faraday. With the erg to be free, his escape was carefully planned in three phases. First he fused the electrolytes, then he climbed through a grid, despite the impedance of the warders whose reactance was slow. Finally he went to earth in a magnetic field. What seems most likely is that he stole an AC motor, this is of low capacity, and he is expected to try and change it for a megacycle, and return by a short circuit to ohm. He may be a potential killer and offer serious resistance. A.C. MAYNES - HUMM. SHERIFF

Wanted

A reward is offered for information leading to the arrest of EDDY CURRENT, charged with the induction of an 18 year old coil named MILLY HENRY, found induced, half choked, and robbed of valuable joules.

This unrectified criminal, armed with a ferrite rod, escaped from Western Primary Cell where he had been clapped in ions since last Faraday.

With the erg to be free, his escape was carefully planned in three phases. First he fused the electrolytes, then he climbed through a grid, despite the impedance of the warders whose reactance was slow. Finally he went to earth in a magnetic field.

What seems most likely is that he stole an AC motor, this is of low capacity, and he is expected to try and change it for a megacycle, and return by a short circuit to ohm. He may be a potential killer and offer serious resistance.

A.C. MAYNES - HUMM.

SHERIFF

Did You Know...
... women fake orgasm because they think us men are bothered. ... India doesn't have a World Cup football team. When they get a corner they build a shop on it! ... Mexico doesn't have an Olympic team. Everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Did You Know...

... women fake orgasm because they think us men are bothered.

... India doesn't have a World Cup football team. When they get a corner they build a shop on it!

... Mexico doesn't have an Olympic team. Everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Hmm .... What Now?
..... Green 1 Eye Test
..... Green 2 Total Eclipse August 11 1999
..... Green 3 Buying a House
..... Green 4 Justice African Style
..... Green 5 Viagra? Who needs it!
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