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Total Eclipse August 11 1999As seen through my letter-box |
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'Quote .... unquote' |
| "Thanks to thick cloud and sea mist, we in North Berwick have been
experiencing a total eclipse of the sun since August 1" Blair Cowan, of North Berwick, in a newspaper letter. |
Space Travel |
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| Three astronauts, one American, one Russian and one Irish. Says the Russian,
"We'll be on Mars within five years." "Not a chance" boasts the American, "we'll be on Mars within three years." "Bejabus, that's nothing", the Irish replies, "we'll be on the Sun next year." "Impossible," said the other two, "you'll burn up with the heat." "Ah no," explained the Irish, "oim going at night." |
Daddy Longlegs |
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| Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating, Lucy" he replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" Lucy asked. "Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs." Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!" |
| Hmm .... What Now? |
 ..... Green 1 Eye Test |
| ..... Green 2 Total Eclipse August 11 1999 |
| ..... Green 3 Buying a House |
| ..... Green 4 Justice African Style |
| ..... Green 5 Viagra? Who needs it! |
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| If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done |
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