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A Polish gentleman visited the optician for an eye test. The optician asked him to read the lines of letters. "Right that's fine" said the optician. "Now can you read the last line" "Read it!" said the Polish gentleman "I know him, he lives next door but one to me."

Eye Test

A Polish gentleman visited the optician for an eye test. The optician asked him to read the lines of letters.

"Right that's fine" said the optician. "Now can you read the last line"

"Read it!" said the Polish gentleman "I know him, he lives next door but one to me."

Soft Drinks
I see Purple Ronnie is back on tv again. You know him that advertises Vimto. I wonder if he knows Vimto is an anagram of Vomit.

Postcards
Some examples of Bamforth's Saucy Seaside Postcards humour. Waiter to sun-tanned hotel guest: "Would you like tongue, sir?" "No. I never eat anything from an animals mouth." "How about two boiled eggs, sir?" Two little lads outside a nudist colony. Alfie climbs the fence to peep inside. His friend below says, "Are they men or women?" "I don't know," says Alfie. "They haven't got any clothes on." The new bride in her honeymoon negligee looks out of the bedroom window at the Illuminations. "Blackpool Tower isn't as big as I thought it would be either," she says, wistfully. Angry doctor to none too bright nurse (probably from Essex): "To put a patient on a bedpan - you lift him by the buttocks, NOT THE WAY YOU DID IT." Woman Police Constable to drunken man: "Anything you say will be taken down!" "Knickers," was the reply.

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Some examples of Bamforth's Saucy Seaside Postcards humour.

Waiter to sun-tanned hotel guest: "Would you like tongue, sir?"
"No. I never eat anything from an animals mouth."
"How about two boiled eggs, sir?"
Two little lads outside a nudist colony. Alfie climbs the fence to peep inside. His friend below says, "Are they men or women?"
"I don't know," says Alfie. "They haven't got any clothes on."
The new bride in her honeymoon negligee looks out of the bedroom window at the Illuminations. "Blackpool Tower isn't as big as I thought it would be either," she says, wistfully.
Angry doctor to none too bright nurse (probably from Essex): "To put a patient on a bedpan - you lift him by the buttocks, NOT THE WAY YOU DID IT."
Woman Police Constable to drunken man: "Anything you say will be taken down!"
"Knickers," was the reply.

Bed and Breakfast
Recommended Miss Ann Keeps, The Cockwell Inn, Tillit, Herts., CU4 1OK

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Yorkshire Free Humour
Original Pages - Green

Text - ©1999, ©2000, ©2001, ©2002, ©2003, CHM et al.
Graphics - ©1999, ©2000, ©2001, ©2002, ©2003, various.
Design and layout - ©1999, ©2000, ©2001, ©2002, ©2003, CHM.