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Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grand-son what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. "If you can get that worm back in that hole I'll give you 50p," said Josh. His grand-son sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother's hair spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy 50p, picked up the hair spray and went indoors. About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his grand-son another 50p. "But grand-dad," said the boy, "you've already given me the 50p you promised." "That's from your grand-ma," said Josh.

Viagra? Who needs it!

Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grand-son what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came.

"If you can get that worm back in that hole I'll give you 50p," said Josh.

His grand-son sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother's hair spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy 50p, picked up the hair spray and went indoors.

About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his grand-son another 50p.

"But grand-dad," said the boy, "you've already given me the 50p you promised."

"That's from your grand-ma," said Josh.

Lunatics
Two lunatics escaped from the asylum. "Right," said one, "I'll go through the woods, and you go by the road and we'll meet at the cross-roads." So he set off, and when he reached the cross-roads he sat down to wait for his friend, after two hours his friend drove up in a Rolls. "Where the hell did you get that?" he asked. "Well, its like this," the other explained. "I was walking along the road when a Rolls suddenly broke down with a beautiful blonde behind the wheel. She asked if I could help so I mended it for her. Then she suddenly lay down , took her knickers off and told me to take what I wanted, so I took the car." "Just as well," said the friend. "The knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway.

Lunatics

Two lunatics escaped from the asylum.

"Right," said one, "I'll go through the woods, and you go by the road and we'll meet at the cross-roads."

So he set off, and when he reached the cross-roads he sat down to wait for his friend, after two hours his friend drove up in a Rolls.

"Where the hell did you get that?" he asked.

"Well, its like this," the other explained. "I was walking along the road when a Rolls suddenly broke down with a beautiful blonde behind the wheel. She asked if I could help so I mended it for her. Then she suddenly lay down , took her knickers off and told me to take what I wanted, so I took the car."

"Just as well," said the friend. "The knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway.

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