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The Ageing Process |
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| "I have become a little older since I saw you last. A few changes have
come into my life. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old girl and I am seeing
several gentlemen every day. "As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed. Then I visit John. Next it is time for Mr Kellog followed by the refreshing company of Mr Tetley or his friend, whom I call just by his initials, PG. "Then comes someone I do not like - Arthur Ritis. He knows that he is not welcome but he insists and, what is worse, he stays for the rest of the day. He does not like to stay in one place at a time so he takes me from joint to joint. "After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker. What a life. "Oh yes, I am also flirting with Al Zeimer. "The vicar called the other day and said that, at my age, I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him I do that all the time. No matter where I am, in the bedroom, kitchen, sitting room or even in the garden, I stop and ask myself ... now what am I here after?" |
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Vegetarian |
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| There was a young man from Leeds. Who swallowed a bunch of seeds. Within an hour. His ba**s began to flower. And his a**e was a bunch of weeds. |
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| If I was a caterpillar Life would be a farce I'd climb up trees, on my hands And slide down on my ... er ... knees |
| Hmm .... What Now? |
 ..... Purple 1 Marriage |
| ..... Purple 2 At the Pictures |
| ..... Purple 3 Old Age |
| ..... Purple 4 Achtung! |
| ..... Purple 5 Letter To The DHSS |
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| Atheism is a non-prophet organisation |
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