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At the Pictures |
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| This chap goes to the pictures and notices that the woman in front has a
little dog under her arm. He keeps watching the dog and when it gets to a sad bit in the film, the dog cries. When it gets to a happy bit, the dog laughs. And when it gets to a scary bit, the dog puts its paws over its eyes. At the end, when the lights go up, the chap stops the woman and says, "Excuse me. But I couldn't help noticing that your dog watched the film." "Every time it got to a happy bit, it laughed. Every time it got to a sad bit, it cried. Every time it was scary, it put its paws over its eyes. It's simply amazing how much it enjoyed it." "It certainly is," said the woman. "It hated the book." |
Medical Matters |
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| A neurotic builds castles in the air. A psychotic lives in them. And a psychiatrist calls once a week to collect the rent. A chap went up to his doctor and said "Doctor, I just want to tell you how much I have benefitted from your treatment," and the doctor looked at him and said, "but you're not a patient of mine," and the chap replied, "no, but my uncle was and I am his sole beneficiary." |
Happy Birthday |
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| Hmm .... What Now? |
 ..... Purple 1 Marriage |
| ..... Purple 2 At the Pictures |
| ..... Purple 3 Old Age |
| ..... Purple 4 Achtung! |
| ..... Purple 5 Letter To The DHSS |
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| You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track |
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