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Haircuts
Woman's version: "Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!" "Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think its too fluffy looking?" "Oh God no! No, its perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think." "Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck." "Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line." "Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier." Man's version: "Haircut?" "Yeah."

Haircuts

Woman's version:
"Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!"

"Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think its too fluffy looking?"

"Oh God no! No, its perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think."

"Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck."

"Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line."

"Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier."

Man's version:
"Haircut?"

"Yeah."

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Yorkshire Free Humour Expansion Scheme - Phase 3

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Yorkshire Free Humour
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