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3 men where at the SAS Building for a job interview.

The 1st man walked into the office. The interviewing SAS officer said "To be in the SAS you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."

The 2nd man walked into the office. The interviewing SAS officer said "To be in the SAS you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."

The 3rd man walked into the office. The interviewing SAS officer said "To be in the SAS you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun and went into the room. The officer heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain rail!"


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