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The Amazing Talking Leg

This chap goes to the doctor and complains about his leg.

"It keeps talking," he says.

The doctor tells him to take off his trousers and lay on the examination couch. He then listens to the man's thigh through his stethoscope.

The thigh says "Lend us a tenner"

"Remarkable," says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the knee.

"Lend us a fiver," says the knee.

"Incredible," says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the ankle.

"Lend us a couple of quid," says the ankle.

"Amazing says the doctor.

"What's wrong?" asks the man.

"Well its very unusual, but I think your leg is broke in three places."

Gag "borrowed" from a local newspaper.

Wherever you came from, you're not there now.
In other words click a link.
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Confucius say "squirrel who run up woman's leg get no nuts".

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