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Whose Job Is It? | |||
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Everybody Not mine | Somebody Not mine | Anybody Not mine | Nobody Not mine |
| There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody
would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! |
Nuisance Replies |
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| WHY all the fuss about malicious phone calls? My sister who is 91 years of
age lives now in a residential home. Before going into this accommodation she was on the receiving end of one of these silly calls. The caller kept repeating the words 'I know you' in a weird whisper, my sister replied "do you love - well I don't seem to know you, so good night and God bless." Laughingly she told us - she could just imagine him holding the phone at arms length and thinking gosh - I've got a real nutcase here. My sister never received another - well who is going to waste money on phone calls of that nature. That is the way to deal with them. HUMORIST (sic) |
The Obvious Choice |
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| Problem: The dog is at the back door barking to be let in the house. The wife is at the front door shouting to be let in the house. Solution: |
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| I wonder if fish believe in Cod |
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